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The Top 79 Cub Killers of My Time #7: “You Can Call Me” A. “Or You Can Call...

Michael Barrett lives the American dream.Before you didn’t watch A.J. Pierzynski cheat the White Sox into the 2005 World Series, there was probably already something in your gut that made you hate him....

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Commit to Sucking Now

Does this team even HAVE a "blow" switch?Is sixteen games into the season too early to take stock? Marlon Byrd and his .070 batting average are no longer Cubs. Ryan Dempster, the (shudder)...

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The Muskbox is Not Quite Dead Yet

I long for the days when the Muskbox was timely.Despite appearances, I’m not letting HJE die a slow death. In fact, I’m working on another facelift for the old girl, which will probably take longer...

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A Farewell to an Arm

That woman. She's going to eat you.When I was growing up, baseball was my love. I couldn’t wait for summer, when my “baseball friends” would replace my “school friends” and we’d sweat out long, hot...

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The Muskbox Puts the “Blah” in Blog

I can’t really run. Nor can I hide.When the Muskbox pops up on my feed reader, if I don’t have time to get to it right then, I generally just head to the electronic graffiti that is Cubs.com to find...

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The World Series of Muskbox Has Questions About Lendy Castillo

There can be only bun.The Muskbox is a weird creature. No matter what the happenings are in and around Major League Baseball, the Muskbox occupies its own space. It’s a space where people are still...

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The Muskbox Might as Well Try Marmol at Catcher, at This Point

“Do you think they should bun-vert Marmol to a starter?”There are a few recurring themes in the Muskbox. The most prevalent is to swap all of the players around despite their success or lack thereof to...

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The Muskbox is Hungover

Friday night games won’t interfere with MY schedule.The final Muskbox of 2012 is mercifully short. Like the Cubs’ 2012 playoff run, Bears fans’ patience, and Dale Sveum’s Book of Interesting Stories....

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The Best Bad Cubs Team of My Time: CP Joe Borowski

I’m really not trying to hurt Joe’s feelings. This was the best picture I could find in the appropriate size.A passing comment on Twitter has led to my next pet project. I’ve compiled a 25-man roster...

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The Best Bad Cubs Team of My Time: SP Matt Clement

DAT BEARD.A passing comment on Twitter has led to my next pet project.  I’ve compiled a 25-man roster of the best bad Cubs of my time.  Let me clarify a few things right off the bat.  I looked at...

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